What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!