Someone told me but I forgot.
That's an oxy, moron!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Me: You mean after I die, right
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..
I can't remember.
I forgot to wet the soap.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!