Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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