Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
A: He wanted to feed the mouse.
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
Little Seizures
because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...
13 seconds of eye contact.
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
17 dirty apes.
5:38 PM.
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