Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.