Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.