Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What do astronauts get?

missile toe

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut