Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.