How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.