If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
With a mop.
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
Delighted.
They Swim-fast.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Kidneys.
They are Clausaphobic
