Captain's log.
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The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
Looking for Pooh.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
The captain's log.
The captain's log!