Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
The Captains log
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
Through Frodosynthesis
edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!