Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.