What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

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What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)