What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Oklahoma Divorce Jokes More Oklahoma Divorce Jokes

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.