What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.