Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Texas Tornado Jokes More Texas Tornado Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Oklahoma Divorce Jokes More Oklahoma Divorce Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!