What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.