What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.