What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*