What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.