What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!