What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!