what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)
One's a fruit, you idiot.
Because it was a Number 2.
Well they'd look silly with long hair !
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
She answered the iron.
Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
