Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.