Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.