Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.