Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.