Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.