Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!