Cattle Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Thanks for the handy cap.

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Jesus may actually return some day.

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Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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A: They can both drive you crazy.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!