What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai