Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course