Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.