Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Why was the pilot dying?

Because he had terminal cancer.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.