Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute