Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)