Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute