Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.