How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...