Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...