Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...