Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...