Bilbo Baggin Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Old Hobbits Jokes More Old Hobbits Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Bilbo Jokes More Bilbo Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Old Hobbit Jokes More Old Hobbit Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord