Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.