Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)