Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.