How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage