How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.