How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse