How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.