How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder