How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman