What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

Previous Random Joke Next
Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.