What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.