Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear?

Because his pecker is on his face!

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.