Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.