Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.