Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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A heroine addict.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.