Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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To flick through it as fast as possible.

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When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom