Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.