Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.