What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."