What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

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What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.