What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet