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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

When is there two Ds in "her?

http://imgur.com/Rmc4pha

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

http://cms.bsu.edu/

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

What About Having Viagra Jelly Dessert?

http://rx-drugsmart.co/product/Viagra+Jelly.html

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How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?

v=b1jklUhG1y8

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me