What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.