What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.

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What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg