Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
He was told not to play with his food.
Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
It pains them to have standards.
A masochrist.
Afroturf.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
In bite-sized pieces.
Coffin medicine.