Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..