Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.