Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.