Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

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Whats a frogs favourite website??

REDDIT

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

American Jokes More American Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop?

Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.