Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

American Jokes More American Jokes

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi