Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto