Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...