Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do you call a hispanic gas?

Cabron Dioxide!

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto