What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future