What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.