What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future