What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.