When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

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Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.