When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!