How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan