How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What are Mexican hackers called?

BanDDoS

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.