How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan