How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.