How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.