How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Previous Random Joke Next

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.