How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan