How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.