What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.