What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.