What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!