Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.