Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.