Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.