Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.