What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.