What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D