What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....