What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter