new gloves for the cold days
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
He sold his soul to Santa.
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
Ken always came in a different box.
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
They get free two-day shipping.
Platform shoes !
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
Nail its other hand to the floor.
A mechanic.
Because it's a cold day in hell....
A coat of arms!