What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."