What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !