What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."