Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.