Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence