Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam