Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.