Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.