Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.