How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!