How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.