Because one more bean would be too farty.
A shamrock.
He said, "do we now "
The beans are always under-ground.
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
He had his soup before it was cool.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
