Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Trail micks.

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How you bean doing.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".