Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

239 Bean Jokes More 239 Bean Jokes

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!