Because the extra bean would be too farty.
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Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Because one more would be too farty
Because any more would be too farty.
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be too farty.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
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Because one more bean would be too farty.
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
If they had one more it would be to farty
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
The plot thickens!
You add a dab of glue.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
A high turnover.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Because he always spills the beans.
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
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