239 Bean Jokes

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

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