Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty