Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

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European.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.