Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.