Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".